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The Top 9 Signs Your Family Has Gone
Overboard With the Outdoor Christmas Lights
9> You have to put on SPF 50 sunblock to go outside, and you live in Minneapolis.
8> The flashing lights are causing seizures in the neighborhood kids.
7> The neighbors have stopped complaining about the light…and started complaining about the temperature.
6> Your house is now the *second* man-made structure visible from orbit.
5> The mayor of Las Vegas calls your house “the tackiest building he’s ever seen.
4> All the leftovers: christmas light salad, christmas light sandwiches, christmas light casserole…
3> Your front yard has replaced Norway as “Land of the Midnight Sun.”
2> Every time you plug in your Star of Bethlehem, the Fantastic Four attack your house.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Family Has Gone Overboard With the
Outdoor Christmas Lights…
1> At the stroke of 1:00am the ghost of Thomas Edison appears and asks what the hell you’re doing.
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